Words from the Rising Republics

September 21, 2014

 

IDENTITY THEFT

BY THE FIVE MAJOR BANKS

GREATER THAN TARGET OR HOME DEPOT

 

STOLEN IS THE SIGNATURE OF THE CUSTOMER.

THEY KEEP, IN AN EXCHANGE, BOTH THE CHECK AND THE LEGAL TENDER, THEREBY STEALING PROPERTY OF VALUE. FIRST, THE CUSTOMER MUST BE TOO ASLEEP TO CARE.

 

Below was overheard at a local Portland watering hole from an obviously intoxicated bank employee in the foreclosure department, responding to the frequently asked question: “How do you live with yourself?”

 

“The great thing about working at ________________Bank is that no one has to take responsibility for the institutionalized immorality of our industry. We get up in the morning, go to work, and check our soul at the door. When we come home at night to our families, we can become human again, without feeling any regret for the havoc our foreclosures have wrecked on so many lives. We’re the zombies in zombie banks. It’s no wonder our industry has no code of ethics…”

 

YET ANOTHER:

 

“If we can kick God out, maybe everything will be alright. If we can just keep on making it make it legal, then some financial identity theft will be thought moral. We must keep the Democrats and the Republicans writing laws that ‘bail out’ when we lose our depositor’s money at the Wall Street Casino.”

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